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GRADE THIRTEEN

WE FIVE IN THIRTEEN
AS THINKERS ARE KEEN
AS ANY THAT MR. VASEY HAS SEEN.
TAKE WOLFE, FOR EXAMPLE
WHOM WED LIKE TO TRAMPLE
FOR ALL HIS EXCUSES THAT NEVER SEEM AMPLE,
THEN THERE'S ROMEO SPONG, WHO NEVER GOES WRONG
BY HAVING A GAL IN EACH TOWN.
BURLINGTON BERT, A SIGNIFICANT SQUIRT
HAS A GRIN THAT WOULD WIN ANY DAME IN A SKIRT.
WHEN THE FOUR WHEELED WONDER
PULLS UP DOWN YONDER
MONA DROPS HER TRIG, JUMPS INTO THE RIG,
NO LONGER TRIG PROBLEMS TO PONDER,
HELEN, THE DRUGGIST, KNOWS ALL THE TRICKS
HAS JUST NOTHING TO DO WITH WOLVES OR HICKS.
NOW HERE WE ALL ARE FROM THE NEAR AND THE FAR
TAKE US OR LEAVE US, JUST AS WE ARE.

NAME
WHERE ARE THEY NOW ??
Helen Matthews  
Mona Kissack Married Kenny Bruce McLean. Retired to Port Elgin.
Irvine Wolfe Married with one daughter. Lives in Manitoba.
Bert Gibson Deceased.
Bob Spong Deceased, married Marlene Tanner and had four children. Was principal of Walkerton Public School.

BOB; "DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MORON?"
WOLFE: "WHAT MORON?"
BOB: "THE ONE THAT STRAINED HIMSELF JUMPING
THROUGH THE SCREEN DOOR."
WOLFE: "OUCH."
"THIS IS MY CAR," EXPLODED MR. VASEY TO THE GARAGE MAN, "AND WHAT I SAY ABOUT IT GOES, DO YOU SEE?"
THE DIRTY FACED MECHANIC CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER THE DEAD ENGINE AND SAID PLEADINGLY--"SAY 'ENGINE' MISTER,"

McARTHUR IN ENGLISH CLASS "IF SHAKSPEAR WERE ALIVE
TO-DAY, HE'D BE MORE FAMOUS THAN BING CROSBY"
MISS JOHNSON "WHY?"
MCARTHUR "HE'D BE 400 YEARS OLD."


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